June 2008
“Casual sex is like eating at Denny’s. It tastes good when you’re hungry, but I...”
– (via manhunting)
WatchThis is Travis Barker doing some druming for The Game…. fucking awesome. GOOD MORNING WORLD. I Hope You are going to have an awesome weekend!
i am traumatized
right now, because how wack PR of ‘celebrities’ can get….. I mean LIKE WTF?
magic chewing gum
magic chewing gum has appeared all over my desk ? like wtf????? I don’t get it. when I went to bed the desk was still clean and when I woke up I saw this mess. I am convinced I have ghost at home or Dexter or Ace turn my computer on.. and chew gum while I am sleeping…. and that is hard to imagine because they are cats.
seriously, I have been cleaning it for the last hour ( it is...
One of my friends is back...
One of my friends is back in town. Her name is Nancy Botwin and if you are actually cool enough, you know her too. Literally, she has a lot of in comon with my best friend and I am not saying only because she has a boy as a soon. Hmm there is much more to that… Nancy rocks….
so thanx Nancy , I am waiting for Shaine to come back too and hmmm I really appreciate also my new friend whats...
“I am pretty awesome.”
– me
Friday dork night
i don’t get it, there is never anything good in TV on Friday nights…..
and every friday I have a hope that it will…
I know I am a dork, but i prefer nothing in TV and do work then amateur night out ( because that what weekend is in NYC)…sorry….. that is a true
Watchanyway, this video remind me how many asshole shit fuckers is up there…
:)
“n*gga you gay”
– Riley Freeman
I like Denise Richards and I ain't ashamed to say...
I TOTALLY AGREE. hehehe. all the fame drama i Love it.
mascarah:
This might make me even more unpopular, but I’ve caught up on Denise Richard’s It’s Complicated reality show and I actually like her.
She seems like a great mom, has an engaging personality, her battle with cursing is similar to my own, and I find her to be extremely real and honest. Even if it is, b.s. and I am along for a ride...
The Boondocks rulez my life
Huey Freeman: [while shooting at each other with BB guns] Why does it always have to end up like this?
Riley Freeman: Cause you's a bitch.
( i am watching Boondocks while i work. pure blast)
“I am not young enough to know everything.”
– Oscar Wilde (via sarahisrad)
“I don’t want to walk behind you because you are SO tall!”
– Some insecure little-shit-of-a-man that visited work a couple days ago.
If you’ve gotta qualify my height with a disclaimer, you have little man syndrome. If you give me the once-over and then declare that you can’t believe how tall I am, you have little man syndrome. If you are surprised when I...
“Goldfish don’t bounce”
– Bart Simpson
GOD DAMMIT
and Poland lost 2:0… like wtf????? btw I lost my voice.
Tips for cheering yourself up--from 1820.
In 1820, English writer Sydney Smith wrote a letter to an unhappy friend, Lady Morpeth, in which he offered her tips for cheering up. His suggestions are as sound now as they were almost 200 years ago.
“1st. Live as well as you dare. 2nd. Go into the shower-bath with a small quantity of water at a temperature low enough to give you a slight sensation of cold, 75 or 80 degrees. 3rd. Amusing...
the plan for today is
to do EVERYTHING what I need to OUTSIDE before 11:30 am. I am not getting into all that heat bullshit!.
sex dream
ok so after an amazing amount of really really huuuge amount of bad dreams and x amount of insomnia night… I finally had slept like a baby hahah due to this freaking awesome sex dream that I had. Jesus people…
can you tell me who? hahhaha I will tell you if you tell me first.
