July 2011
“Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch the tiger/monkey/baby by the toe.
If it...”
“dear universe i totally appreciate all the lessons that you have given me...”
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Day 2 6:00 AM convo with my BFAM about being a...
Me: fuck. i am a total drama queen. red lipstick = a whore face. i actually might just have a whore face.
David: Ha ha ha.. you little whoreface.. ;D the conclusion "red lipstick = a whore face" actually makes you more catholic than a whore.. ;D You little catholic! ;D
Me: hahahaha
David: or actuallyYOU LITTLE CATHOLIC WHOREFACE!!!!
Me: you little whoreface= you little catholic
David: Ha ha ha.. exactly.. cmon.. say that you are a catholic little whoreface!
Me: I am a catholic little whoreface!
DAvid: Ha ha ha ha!. Thats fucked up!
Me: Amen
6:30 AM convo with my BFAM about our next life...
Me: i want to be a mix of Japanese and black - that would made me extremely happy
David: HA HA HA HA
Me: like a total male whore perfection
David: HA HA HA HA HA "like a total male whore perfection"
Me: hahahhaa well duh i am not a whore now.so next life i want to be a 'double dog dare you' kind of guy.... pretty please with cherry on the top
David: Ha ha ha.. you should be a whore in this life instead.. ;D
Me: hahahha yeah... tried that, didn't work.
David: Ha ha ha work harder then! ;D
Me: way to lazy - you are a whore already sooo you should be a nun next life
David: NOOOOOOO!!!
Me: well i said it . you will be! i double dog dare you. LOL!
David: in that case I wanna be a sexy nun who gets mislead by the semiblack semi-asian guy, with a big schlong, called Malgosia
Me: hahahahhaa i can not fuck with that then.
