Top 10 Reasons Not to Date a Model ( from one of the blogs i just saw)

Models … to see or not to see? The answer isn’t as obvious as you’d think. For all the pluses (arm candy, nose candy), there’s a dark underbelly, even if it’s a perfectly toned underbelly. Here are the reasons not to date a model. Click here to read the reasons to date a model

10. You might be more tempted to use the phrase “models and bottles.” Never, ever use the phrase “models and bottles.”

9. Rage issues. Naomi Campbell allegedly assaulted her underlings with jewel-encrusted cell phones, fists, and general bitchiness.

8. They might think Phi Beta Kappa is, like, a really awesome sorority.

7. So many models partied their faces off in their teens that by the time you get to them in their 20s, they’re sober and vegan.

6. Who are you kidding? She’ll probably end leaving you for someone more famous. Miranda Kerr ended up with an actor, Adriana Lima ended up with an athlete, and Natalia Vodianova ended up with an aristocrat. Sorry, dudes.

5. Did we mention Naomi Campbell?

4. Nomenclature can be a minefield. If someone offers to set you up with a model, they might not be talking about a runway or editorial model like, say, Lisa Cant. They could be referring to a hair model, a hand model, or—yikes—a foot model.

3. Their career peak is twenty years before yours.

2. Don’t expect any new guy friends to watch the game with. Models tend to run with the ‘mos, not the bros.

1. Do you really want to be a walking cliché?